There is a Russian proverb that roughly translates to “the first pancake is always a lump”. All of my pancakes used to be lumps. Ugly, ugly lumps. For a ‘perfectionist’ like me, that was unacceptable. So I got to work…

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  I’ve been hearing a lot about this Mercury retrograde phenomenon lately. It seems that my clumsiness, asshole-ness and general craziness should all be blamed on it.   What does this mean? Apparently, for some unknown reason the planet Mercury…

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